Humor

Politics as Usual

Peter McKay - Tue Oct 7, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - We're now smack dab in the middle of one of the most aggravating and stressful periods we're going to experience for a while. I'm not talking about the financial crisis, or the gas crisis or even a midlife crisis. No, I'm talking about the fall election campaign.

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    Creators Syndicate - I can't say with absolute certainty, but I'm pretty sure that in 25 years of marriage, I can count the number of movies we've seen that I wanted to see on one hand. Actually, on one hand with three or four fingers held back.

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  • Robots Ate My Check Out Lady Peter McKay - Tue Sep 23, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - As a kid, I used to read a lot of scary science fiction stories. Even at that age, I knew they were total fantasy, stuff that could never come true. But now, as an adult, I'm not so sure. Everywhere I look these days, and I swear I'm not making it up, real people are disappearing and being replaced by robots.

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  • I Really Dig Hamsters Peter McKay - Tue Sep 16, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Over a year ago, our twin daughters came to us and begged us to get them hamsters. I (wisely) refused, but my wife (unwisely) gave in, and within an hour we were driving home from the pet store with Smokey and Paco, two cute, adorable and totally unnecessary hamsters.

  • Pit Bull Owners Blast Palin Andy Borowitz - Sat Sep 13, 3:00 AM ET

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  • Taking My Kitchen for Granite Peter McKay - Tue Sep 9, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - This week, as I got up in the morning and made myself breakfast, the host on my favorite morning news show asked me to hang on through the break, because they had an important upcoming story about the surprising dangers of ... granite countertops.